SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via infiniteremedy)
When someone tries to take a picture of me
I never understood why some guys are inclined to think less of a girl if she sleeps with him “easily.”
Like…
She’s not the only one doing the sex.
You are also doing the sex.
YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.
HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
YES
YES
YES
YESUGH YES I’VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY THIS FOR MONTHS OH MY GOD
I FUCKING HATE THIS TOO OH MY GOD
Ah, patriarchy.
doing the sex
(via koryminx)
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidentally end up having sex somehow
(Source: cheesecurl, via infiniteremedy)
Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
Dope
fhlkjsdhlfkjhsdflkjhdfsdhf DO ME.
(Source: robertvision)
Dear Yahoo!
(Source: robertdowneyjrsbitch, via canyousaycunt)