(Source: akelic, via canyousaycunt)
i feel this on a spiritual level
rofl
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
i’m done.
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
(via yungndrcklss)
(via itsfunnytome)
NOPE
this is fkn insane!!
Ohmygod
The two face is awesome
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo, via doublesjess)

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or laterThis. This is powerful.
(via infiniteremedy)